“Italy is a Democratic Republic founded on work”.
So began our civics class this morning. Attending this class is a required part of our responsibility as immigrants. We were supposed to take this class in March 2020, but Covid cancelled it, and it was rescheduled for today.
It was alternately fascinating, baffling, hilarious, and inspiring.
We were hoping for a bit more info on Italian government and politics, holidays, and customs, but we did learn a lot. For example, we now know that “bad smells” in an apartment building can rise to the point of being criminal (literally), and that it is not permitted to slaughter a lamb in your apartment because of the blood spillage.
We also know that there is a €15,490.17 fine imposed under one particular set of circumstances — they were remarkably specific to a ludicrous degree in some parts of the session. That specificity was absurd at some moments, especially considering that there were no printed materials provided. The woman on the video was audible, but the man, who answered the questions posed by the woman, was a mumbly "low-talker", so it was easy to miss what he said. There were a few times when they referred us to websites for more info, but the website was visible on screen just long enough for me to scribble “www.i…” before it was pulled away, and of course the addresses were quite long, with dashes and backslashes and numbers, impossible to memorize so quickly.